The internet is haunted.
We make it useful.
A one-person studio in Maine building premium website templates, agent workflows, and useful systems for businesses that refuse to disappear.
Templates and workflows
Premium websites, drop and ship. Agents with jobs, not gimmicks.
Astro-built websites for small businesses and musicians. Claude Code skills, Python scripts, and Reaper tools that have already done the work.
Kettle Lane Gardens
Editorial template for greenhouses and garden centers. A hero video, a lightbox gallery, and one config file for the whole site. Next.js 14.
Marshlight Bodywork
Calm one-page template for massage and bodywork studios. A Ken Burns hero, an eight-card service grid, and a four-tier pricing block. Next.js 16.
Hammerline
Smash room and paint-splatter venue template. Black backgrounds, neon pink, looped video everywhere. Astro 4, single-page, nine sections.
Ridgepole Fitness
Gym template with a floating AI chat widget that walks visitors through Stripe Checkout in about a minute. Next.js 16, dark and physical, red accents.
Drift Mill Bakehouse
A full ordering site for home bakeries and made-to-order makers. Twelve pages, a working cart, checkout, and a custom-order form. Next.js 16.
Quartzline Engraving
Dark luxury template for custom engraving shops. Seven pages, a filterable shop, quote forms, and a business gifts section. Next.js 15.
Iron Branch Trades
Trade-business site (HVAC, plumbing, electrical, roofing) with a working after-hours AI dispatcher. Next.js 16, single config file drives the whole thing.
Birchgate Outdoor
Outdoor furniture and shed builder template with two product lines, a working demo cart, and eight product pages. Next.js 15, dark obsidian and gold.
Cedar Bell Nail Studio
Glassmorphism template for nail salons, waxing studios, and beauty bars. Five pages, a curated gallery, and booking anchors throughout. Next.js 15.
Course Creator Pack
Seven AI agents that take the writing, customer support, and launch busywork off a course creator's plate. $0 to run on free-tier OpenRouter.
Property Manager Pack
Seven AI agents that take the writing, tenant communication, and decision-support busywork off a property manager's plate. $0 to run on free-tier OpenRouter.
Dead Pixel Agent Bundle
All four AI agent packs in one purchase. Twenty-five agents on one engine. $99 vs $136 standalone. $0 to run on free-tier OpenRouter.
AI Agents Starter Kit
Three working AI agents in 400 lines of Python. Support triage, sales outreach, doc Q&A. No LangChain. Free OpenRouter models. Zero dollars to run.
Dead Pixel Drum Apparatus
Browser drum machine for thall, djent, deathcore, slam. 43 grooves across 12 genres. Export MIDI, drop into any DAW. No login, no subscription, no VST.
Realtor Agent Pack
Seven AI agents that take the writing, follow-up, and busywork off a working real estate agent's plate. $0 to run on free-tier OpenRouter.
Field notes
Studio writing.
Need something off the shelf shaped to your job?
Custom websites, mixes, and AI workflows. Three lanes, one studio, fixed scope.